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joke#2
Jul 30, 2004 2:49:43 GMT -5
Post by Metal Angler on Jul 30, 2004 2:49:43 GMT -5
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.
Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"
Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."
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joke#2
Jul 30, 2004 3:15:53 GMT -5
Post by Metal Angler on Jul 30, 2004 3:15:53 GMT -5
"I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife
...best trade I ever made." - Thomas Horan
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joke#2
Aug 6, 2004 22:38:39 GMT -5
Post by Metal Angler on Aug 6, 2004 22:38:39 GMT -5
A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"(Contributed by Nancy Lemon Piper)
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